Ah spring…gardening is getting closer…don’t panic, it’s still early

“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” — Mark Twain

Oh so true. Here in the Pacific Northwest (PNW to my homies), February isn’t waiting for March to do some roaring. We just had an “atmospheric river” pass overhead. The Weather Channel, as always, was good for some entertainment. “They” said that this river passing by held the watery equivalent of 10 Mississippi Rivers, so I passed day after dark, dreary day of rain counting the rivers…10 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi, 8 Mississippi, then I lost count.

I was indeed a sissi (sic). Letting rain – at some times barely more than a mist, at other times a solid, steady rainfall – get me down.

“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” — Roger Hornsby

Spring training has started! I get to listen to announcers gloat over the cloudless skies and temperatures in the 80s at baseball camp in Arizona. Thanks for punctuating our gloom back here at home.

“I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright.” — Millard Kaufman

Yeah…thanks again for sharing, Arizonians.

“When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. The only thing that could spoil a day was people and if you could keep from making engagements, each day had no limits. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.” ― Ernest Hemingway

Good ol’ Hemingway, you can always count on him to bring you down if you’re getting too happy. But wait! This reminds me of why spring is such a welcome relief from winter! After the assault of people over the holidays, once again we can find solitude in our gardens!

Happy spring, whenever it arrives! Happy gardening, garden planning, end of winter!

Narcissus, the conceited flower

Visiting another garden term from yesteryear…a conceit was a frivolous garden feature, design, or perhaps decoration that had little or no use. Are these fanciful posts of mine a conceit? I’ll let you be the judge.

Of course the word conceit drew me to the word conceited and ultimately to narcissism, that state of mind where you fall in love with yourself to the point of not being able to think of anyone else. The mythical figure Narcissus died of thirst and starvation because he couldn’t draw himself away from the pool he gazed into. Ah such a beauty am I, he thought…

Now back to gardening…there is a flower called Narcissus. I imagine it leaning over a pond, gazing at itself lovingly, no thought to sunlight or rain or growing upright…and I forget to help it, chaotic gardener that I am…until the narcissus dies.

My act of resistance is gardening

Be awake. Be aware. But don’t let the darkness overcome you. Despair, depression…don’t you want to be happy? Take a lesson from oppressed people around the world.

They don’t give up hope, they find joy, they remember to dance and laugh.

Many traditional African dances mimic planting seeds and harvesting. Dance is not separate from everyday life. It supports and describes life.

what’s a gardener to do when…

she doesn’t have any indoor space to start plants in February? Plus it’s so cold outside that she’s still not gonna rake it? She can talk about what she wishes she could do re: gardening but that requires copious amounts of alcoholic beverages to overcome the melancholy of endless cold gray days…

Or she could have fun with gardening words and phrases alongside AI images she generates. I came across a webpage of gardening terms from bygone days and decided to play around. Spank me but…AI image generation is fun.

So true to my Twisted roots, give me some slack and don’t be afraid to smile…

My first phrase is privy garden, and the phrase once meant a private garden, usually one reserved for kings and queens. But not being of noble blood, and having lived for decades without indoor plumbing…my Twisted brain took me here:

Gardening: growing ourselves

A garden can provide us with food, beautiful flowers, and herbs for health and added deliciousness, but it can also add stress and even unnecessary competitiveness. We can link our results to our identity more than is healthy.

This is why I find solace in chaos gardening. I do what I can to the best of my knowledge and abilities, working with what I have and what I am. I am content to step back and let nature do its thing. Gardening is self-expression; it brings me peace if I can laugh at my mistakes; it allows me to grow as I watch the plants grow.

These plants and I have a deeply symbiotic relationship. I give them what I can; they return the favor. If our relationship becomes too stressful, we take a step back. Eventually, we come to terms with our differences and remember what it is that gives us joy in our relationship.

Our imperfections, mine and my garden’s, are what make us unique. If I work with nature, with presence and care, both of us will be in some way beautiful. Neither of us are concerned with trying to impress anyone.

As I work with care in the moment, it is the process that brings us joy and peace. The results are beautiful, in their own way. Chaos with a touch of Zen

My garden is not diminished by its flaws

Weeds…oregano gone wild…daffodils deciding they’d rather come up in the middle of the path this spring…that one big unknown plant taking over the herb bed…that rugosa rose that keeps getting whacked by the string trimmer…the hazelnuts that have never produced nuts…the apple trees that barely produce any tiny apples…

It is too cold to do anything about it, now…

So I glory in the beauty of the clear blue sky…I rejoice that I don’t live in northern Florida, under snow…I bask in the sunshine streaming in my window…I delight as the birds slowly return…I laugh at the squirrels…I wonder how many more rabbits will appear…and how many of the does in my yard are growing fawns inside…

I exercise to tone my body, gaining strength and flexibility slowly…I continue testing seeds (oh joy! my very old basil seeds sprouted exuberantly!)…I wait patiently…

Age has taught me, it’s never too late to do more than you did yesterday…more exercise reps…more house cleaning…more laundry…more writing in my journal…more sleeping…eating more vegetables…

And it’s never too late to do less…less worrying…less eating…smaller portions, fewer carb snacks…less judging…less focusing on imperfections…

As I gaze at my sleeping garden, I love it more, anticipating the return of the color spring green…

As I look within myself, I love myself more, anticipating a year of returning joy outdoors and expanding joy in my heart.

Neither my garden nor I are diminished by our flaws.

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two steps forward, one step back

I read somewhere a description of gardening as “think of your garden as your living room.” I look at my living room and think, it looks pretty solid, unlike the ocean a few blocks away.

In reality, it’s fluid in that, over time, the furniture has changed position, some pieces have moved to other rooms or out of the house entirely, to be replaced by others.

The same is true in my garden(s). An entire vegetable garden was established and then abandoned. The neighbor planted invasive bamboo to the west; no more afternoon summer sun, and the roots have invaded the beds and are impossible for me to dig up. Small trees were planted to the south and east, now grown so tall as to block sun from those directions as well. Roots from other neighboring older trees have also invaded the raised beds. Only a few bushes remain in this garden.

In the other two garden areas, squirrels and rabbits and slugs munch on everything except the oregano that marches on, spreading everywhere (even into the gravel driveway.). Other herbs also survive…rosemary, lavender, echinacea.

When windstorms pass through, tree branches inevitably fall on fences.

But gardening carries on…chaotic at best. I moved a small flowering plant from where I originally planted it, at the base of a fir tree in the middle of the driveway loop, in that shaded area above. The plant was desperately trying to grow around the tree, reaching for more sun. So I planted it in my herb garden…where it thrives. But now it is trying to take over the herbs, so I must trim it back aggressively.

Today I discovered the daffodils that decided they wanted to move…towards the aggressive unknown flowering plant. So now I really need to trim, and move the path…

My husband built me a small raised bed in that same area, hoping to please me since raised beds are my passion as I approach my mid-seventies. Not raised quite enough; one 2×6 deep, I will still need to kneel to tend to it. For me, my knees have not been strong my entire life, so…what to do…I will plant herbs and flowers I hope will be the least attractive to all the critters…perennials…mound up the bed by moving soil and placing a couple layers of small branches and unfinished compost down and then putting the soil back in place on top. The combination of perennials and materials that will break down slowly over time will mean minimal maintenance. Trim plants back some every year, cut and drop weeds, add some mulch on top every fall…easy.

My husband also promises a new raised bed on legs this spring, with protection against critter invasions. Hope for the future, knowing fully well that there will be trials and errors, with plants moving from place to place until they find their forever homes…as forever as one can hope for. A plant dies now and again, only to return to the soil and feed what follows…mitochondria, an annual flower, a perennial herb, or a majestic fir tree, never far away.

Don’t underestimate the power of a colorful garden

This time of year, I look for color in my refrigerator. Every meal, I choose what I eat according to the colors, trying to include green and as many bright colors as possible. As winter wears on in its weary way, the colors come from farther away…boo! Local foods from local farms and gardens are so much more flavorful. But I’ll settle for broccoli and brussel sprouts, cauliflower and potatoes, carrots, radishes, turnips…trying my best to brighten my plate.

I’m also test germinating seeds from my dubious seed stash, so many seeds that aren’t labeled as to when they were harvested. Seed packets with dates on them that (no pun intended) push the envelope of whether they are still viable. One scarlet runner bean sprouting, nudging memories of that year (about 20 years ago) when I dedicated a thirty-foot garden bed to just them. What a riot of color that row was, so worth it just for the joy.

In sharp contrast, five borage seeds are sprouting, along with the memories of small star-shaped blue flowers on fuzzy plants. Blue is not always an easy color to add to your garden. It’s also why a patch of blue sky today is so welcome…

The December Gardener

Today I’m sorting through old seeds. (Spoiler: I don’t throw any seeds away, however old they may be). I have a seed viability chart handy and sort the seeds into two piles.

One is much larger than the other because I’m eternally optimistic. This is the “worth trying” pile. The other is the “probably hopeless but I’ll scatter them somewhere in the spring” pile. As in, the chart says they’re viable for one or two years and these are 8 years old…some may say I’m throwing them away, but I’m giving them to a good home, may they rest in peace if they don’t sprout.

A few at a time (because I have limited space to work with), I’ll wrap a few of the worth trying seeds in damp paper towels, and place the towels into carefully labeled plastic ziplock bags, and set them in a warm place. This is how I decide what to grow next spring. I may supplement with a nursery plant or two (or so I tell myself), but that is planned with seed catalog viewing…after the viability tests are over.

Seed catalog browsing will be my January “gardening”. I buy all my seeds from a local farm, just a few miles from my home. My favorite nursery just a few miles further away.

Seed Viability Chart: https://homesteadandchill.com/old-seeds-viability-chart/